the-typing-dragon:

vixivulpixel:

We find it extremely funny how apparently the way Transformers writers solved the weird discrepancy between how many male and female Cybertronians there are was to just go. “Hey, they’re an asexual species anyways. What if they’re all born with masc-leaning presentation, but once they came in contact with aliens that have sexual dimorphism, some of them were like ‘Yoooooo girl is an option?????’ and started going by she.” So every femformer is canonically a trans girl now.

Well it aint Cisformers

 Anonymous asked 

How do u pronounce iao?

Ee ah oh

If you say it fast it sounds like EEYOW

cryptotheism:

dragon0w0:

horsedestruction:

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wtf is this image

Ialdabaoth.

redwinesupernova:

the world is so beautiful but it would be slightly more beautiful if i could cook rice with my mind

damazcuz:

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Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.

asskylosaurus:

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Oh the girls are gonna love this

leolaroot:

watches a six minute long porn video frowning deeply chin resting on my hand occassionally going hmmmm or jotting down a note. video ends I sigh take off my glasses rub my face. well. what do you even want me to say? it was derivative - even an amateur like yourself must see that.would I call it art? of course I would. a grim reminder that art mustn’t necessarily hold any value or vision.

stalkingdevout:

volume up for very rare bitsy noises!!!!

shrimploverart:

shrimploverart:

lil animated pride flag ych!! unlimited slots for $50, open for all of june only. please dm if interested :>

shares are appreciated! happy pride month 💖🌈

also raffling one of these off 👀 info here

finally have a bit of free time on my hands! and since pride month is coming to a close im lowering these to $40, still unlimited slots 💖

 Anonymous asked 

If there is a god we must have it weigh in on kin discourse

Incorrect. God can fuck off while we give meaning to his creation through discourse.

merrikstryfe:

The phrase “not in Heaven” is understood to justify human authority to interpret the Torah. The Talmud explains “[The Torah] is not in Heaven” to mean that the meaning of the Torah itself is to be uncovered not by prophets, or even God's miracles or words, but by humankind’s interpretation and decision-making.

Excluding God from kin discourse is Talmud approved.

theworsethingsgettheharderifight:

swallowsblood:

swallowsblood:

gender reveal for my penis

I cum and its a delightful shade of mint green. neither of us know what this means

Shamrock Shake Is Back!!

andromerot:

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i will keep her warm. i will keep her.

[ID: Two pages of a comic featuring Anna Limon and Mabel Martin with two horizontal panels each. Above and below each panel there is text in brown handwritten capital letters.

In the first page it says: “The other night I said to you: we are girls who are not quite girls. You said to me: we are women distilled to their essence.” The first panel is a close up of Anna whispering something into Mabel’s ear, which is pointy. The second panel is of Anna’s bone hand grazing Mabel’s dirt smudged fingers.

In the second page it says: “I took you apart petal by petal, like a flower.” The first panel is of Mabel guiding Anna’s hands as she takes apart a pink flower. The second panel is of them kissing, surrounded by ferns and flowers, a Datura flower covering their mouths. End ID]

wolfythewitch:

“The gods’ chosen” “the gods’ champion” no that’s the god’s little wind up toy. The gods’ chew toy. The gods’ favorite barbie doll

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